Fake Head?

I met with an “Image Consultant” at the hospital today.  It’s a really cool service they freely provide patients going through hair loss due to the effects of Chemo Therapy.  A free wig, scarf, and two hats are donated to each patient.  So, as I sat there looking at the wares I was informed that because the selection is rather limited for the wigs I might have to go to the American Cancer Society to get one that is more desirable.  Then, she informed me that my insurance company might allow for a “Cranial Prosthesis.”   ”A What?”  Yup, you heard right.  Apparently, for the request to go through, it has to be submitted on the prescription form for a Cranial Prosthesis.  Sounds like a fake head.  I knew I was losing mine at times but this takes the cake.  I wonder who came up with that one.  I Would love to have heard the laughter in their office that day.