I Can’t See the Trail!
As my husband and I were hiking in the Canadian Rockies this past week we followed a trail that appeared to disappear due to all the overgrowth. Not being sure of my footing because of the broad leaves that covered my view of the path I explained to Steve why I was going so slow. I stated, “I can’t see the trail.” From which he replied, “I’m surprised you can see anything below you since your last expansion . . . and don’t be surprised if your feet shrink, because things don’t grow in the shade.” Cute, Eh? He later admitted that he stole that joke from Dolly Parton.